By Dotan Schachter – The Questionnaire.Com – March 29th, 2010

What are you doing these days?

      I am on a Nickelodeon sitcom called True Jackson VP. I play the crazy boss. It is mad fun. I am also doing stand up and improv with Ryan Stiles and the guys. I have a new comedy EP coming out in April or May called “Proops Digs In”.

What turns you on creatively?

      Anything and everything. People with a stance.

If you were a mind-reader whose mind would you like to read?

      Hillary Clinton because she is keen and perceptive.

If you could travel in time, which era would you visit?

      The 30’s so I could watch Satchel Paige pitch in the Negro Leagues. Or Ancient Rome.

What is your favorite sound?

      My wife’s voice.

What is the album or song that influences you the most?

      Steely Dan everything.

Who would you like to collaborate with? And why?

      Barbet Schroeder, he is an amzing mind.

What drives you crazy?

      Ignorance and defiant stupidity.

What makes you laugh?

      My cousin Donnie.

If you had three wishes, what would they be?

      That my family be healthy. To travel even more. To meet Willie Mays.

What is the craziest thing you ever did?

      Go into show business.

What makes you feel embarrassed?

      How illiterate my country is.

What are your favorite web-sites (not including the ones that you participate in)?

      Hot Chicks with Douchebags and if Charlie Parker was a gunslinger there would be a lot of dead copycats.

What is the silliest thing you have ever done?

      Too many to count.

How would you make the world a better place?

      Convince people the government and the media are lying about everything.

What is your biggest weakness?

      Weed.

Where will you be in 10 years?

      More enlightened.

Write a question that you like to ask yourself and answer it.

      Why Greg? Because I am so lazy.

Who would you like to answer that Questionnaire?

      Gandalf

Associations

Love – And Marriage
Death – Inevitablility
God – Choice
TV – Thank goodness
Family – Matters
Politics – Over it
Internet – Time wasting
Happiness – Travel
Fame – Is fleeting
Comedy – Must be made
Greg Proops – dig me now

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